suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via homoschedule)

(Source: 6gay, via homoschedule)

(Source: antoniorsoto, via mepluswifi)

me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven):
hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via exvl)

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

(via qothqueen)

(Source: quinnsamoyed, via 420yearold)

detoxys:BYE

detoxys:

BYE

(via michaxl)

pissphobia:

ventus-ven-for-short:

pissphobia:

say goodbye to youre precious site >:)

//Firs of all, your grammar is God awful. Learn how to write properly before you even get on here. Secondly, that is for when you want to delete a blog. This is nothing more than a bluff from a troll who has nothing better to do.

holy shit

pissphobia:

ventus-ven-for-short:

pissphobia:

say goodbye to youre precious site >:)

//Firs of all, your grammar is God awful. Learn how to write properly before you even get on here. Secondly, that is for when you want to delete a blog. This is nothing more than a bluff from a troll who has nothing better to do.

holy shit

(via prostifruits)

grillledcheesequeen:

ICONIC 

(Source: vickisigh, via magikrappy)

(Source: eggcafe, via webgf)

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

(via shutupvevo)

capecrud:

Diane Young by Vampire Weekend

(via heteroh)

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