wow i miss tumblr. what up bros

534k:

Shout out to LOW maintenance friendships!!! the kind where we can live our lives and do our own thing, but link up and be just as close!!!!

lmaonade:

people think just having your physical dick out is enough, you need to have your mental dick out too. and your spiritual dick? absolutely needs to be out. otherwise you’re just holding yourself back

narsmayflower:

once u accept “men are trash” as a universal immutable truth u can never be let down again. there is no “he’s different” like i PROMISE you he is not.

stereolabfanclub:

me explaining the birds and the bees to my child: when a boy and a girl and a HUH and a game!

jodiefoster:

me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..